On this bastille day, I think we should all remember that French birds are especially fake. How could they think we’d fall for that? The word has vowels coming out of the oiseau.

casgirl:

Me: misses the charging port while trying to plug my phone in

The bbc sherlock who lives in my head:

gaynfl:

gaynfl:

things no one warned me about

I feel like my work doesn’t give me enough spite. Like the drive to be the best is harder to get because my bosses just trust me and my judgement which is great but also I have no chip on my shoulder. I don’t want to leave or anything but I need to find me some spite to fuel me to prove myself, it’s how I do my best work and if everyone is just like “great work, that was a good idea, do what you think is right,” where do I find it?

library-graffiti:

star-anise:

lireavue:

findingfeather:

aerialsquid:

leonardcohenfan69420:

im singehandedly repairing jewish-goyische relations through my outreach with my facebook friends

I briefly forgot there were normal humans named Elijah and wondered why this person thought they were getting messages from Actual Prophet and Messiah-Herald Elijah the Tishbite.

….yeah me too.

Me three.

Imagine getting visions of someone else’s holy prophet and having to text your friends like “….what am I supposed to do with that?”

I have not laughed that hard in so long I literally cannot remember when.

raptorofwar:

bonivers:

bonivers:

just remembered shows used to have 20-25 eps per season

daliborsdelight:

this should not have gagged me as hard as it did

by-gray:

not a hate post for ten, just my guy cancelling the human race.

Sometimes I think that I should hurry up and find a good enough partner but then I read what my grandmothers wrote and realize how many generations of women in my family were unable to pursue their dreams and ambitions because of the expectations put upon that forced them to marry young and suddenly I am no longer in a rush.